borntobeblonde (43)
i live in the UK yorkshire im single love r&b hip hop music
guy: i was gonna tell you a joke about my dick, but its to long
girl: oh Id tell you a joke about my pussy but you will never get it ;)
Man grabs his wifes arse, If this was firm you wouldnt need panties. She turns around and grabs his penis, and if this was firm i wouldnt need batteries.
Bitter Husband, says to Wife "On your Headstone, lll put "Cold As Ever" Wife says"Thats okay, On yours lll put "Stiff At Last"........
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