little_black_book (23)
"lead me not into temptation... I know the short cut follow me"
a vicar books into a travel lodge and says to the receptionist "I hope the porn Channel is disabled" she replied "No its ordinary porn you sick **stard!"
was reading the paper today about a dwalf that had been pickpocketed,how can someone stoop so low
why do men only get good ideas when having sex...cause theyre plugged into a genius
Welsh mans penis 7 inches . English mans 6 inches . American mans penis 8 inches. Icelandic man penis 11 inches.. Why do you think mums go to Iceland
An old man outside the co-op cashpoint asked me to check her balance so i gave him a push........they arrested me! No sense of humour some people!
just come out of a fish and chips shop and a homeless man said Ive not ate for 4 days i turned around and said i wish i had your willpower
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