I could use this space to ramble on about the fact that I like cats, books and anything sparkly. But I wont because you probably dont care.
What I will tell you is my bra size....yeah right. :p.
What I will tell you is that Im 22, I live in Reading, Im straight and I like to laugh.
Be warned...I can be quite accident prone and I am honest to the point of being offensive. I think that being on the wrong side of politically correct is funny - so I can take any sexist jokes you throw my way. Although Im quite dippy and slow on the uptake so I probably wont get half of your offensive jokes...
I can be a handful. Im certainly not for the faint hearted. So chat to me if you dare :p
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So, you made it to the end of my profile then. I must be doing something right then! If you want people to read your profile or even your website drop me a line and Ill rustle some words up for you.
You wont even have to buy me dinner or pretend to be interested in my cats.