marb115 (24)

Why hello there! Ok, so i ll come straight to the point, Im too much of a fussy and busy bint to find a gentleman at the moment, but a lady has needs so thought I would have a look on the old gumtree. Im looking for a no nonsense, straight up to the point, sarcastic, probably slightly narcissistic chap who is up for a bit of ongoing NSA fun. However there are rules... (heres where I turn into a bitch) ok, I cant sleep with someone who has the brains of say Bernard Mannings arse, if you lke music (preferably a bit of a snob about it) like art (in the sense that you know more than where the Tate is located) like literature, current affairs and Ill even let you off if you want to borrow the economist (excellent toilet read, next to the Viz profanisaurus) then you are my kind of guy. You could be good looking, great even, but if the pillow talk is crap, you get kicked off my pillow. Simple as. I guess a bit about me, Im 24, brunette, petite, slim generous bust, a bit of a child and rather naughty, so if youre interested send me a pic and a bit about yourself If "not your bag" then tough but good luck anyway!xxx