I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed about it!
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